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I have the pleasure of driving my little convertible. I also have a truck for hauling. These long and uncluttered country roads are great for taking the top down and just having some "me" time. And of course, being in the country, a truck is a must.However, the third vehicle I drive is big, red,… Continue reading My other truck is a …

Today is freaking exhausting! I am preparing for my EMT-B class, most fire fighters are also first responders. I am cramming in all my tests that I should have done a month ago.Cheers to procrastination!My mind is numb and for the first time in months I am hitting the hard liqueur. Wait, wait...I should preface… Continue reading Butt its a martini

"I AM YOUR MOTHERFUCKING JESUS!" I screamed.It's 104, my car is sitting in some super hot ass parking lot, people are looking at me and I am hungry. Why might you ask? A quick errand. natch!My printer ran out of ink and I need to run by a government office to get my immunization records.… Continue reading Horrible Day

Odd things happen at night. Usually its the meth heads OD'ing and we have to cart them off to the county freezer while their "friends" have an acute emotional attack. Proceeded by complete denial when L.E.O starts asking them questions. Now I totally see where Law Dog and A.D. get their "Some Dude" statement.LEO: So… Continue reading Sum dude

Internet Explorer fucking sucks. I mean is reeeeeeeally fucking sucks. So fucking bad that 1 out of 2 times is fucking locks up hard than a tranny getting kicked in the nuts. Seriously! What the fuck?! By the way, I am posting from FIREFOX. Cause it doesn't crash every fucking half second.