Author: Bryan

Remember me bitching about turning 30? That it is death?"At age 30, patients begin to loose 1% every year of their organ function" - from my EMT-B study guide.Death, long slow death, starts at 30! I freaking told you! I got it, I have old peoples disease! Now I am going to smell funny and… Continue reading Justified!

Word has it that the guy on top uses a lighter to look down into the baffle to check the level of the gasoline. Just so you know, gasoline in its liquid form is not combustible. Gasoline in its gas form IS combustible. If you didn't know that or some reason work for the SHELL… Continue reading Big ba da BOOM!

I think I mentioned this before, I am finishing my tests for my EMT-B license. I seem to do very well when it comes to special age groups (children and old people). I also seemed to do surprisingly well on the Obstetric and Gynecologic emergencies.Maybe I do know my way around a vagina..... who knew?

I have the pleasure of driving my little convertible. I also have a truck for hauling. These long and uncluttered country roads are great for taking the top down and just having some "me" time. And of course, being in the country, a truck is a must.However, the third vehicle I drive is big, red,… Continue reading My other truck is a …

Today is freaking exhausting! I am preparing for my EMT-B class, most fire fighters are also first responders. I am cramming in all my tests that I should have done a month ago.Cheers to procrastination!My mind is numb and for the first time in months I am hitting the hard liqueur. Wait, wait...I should preface… Continue reading Butt its a martini