Remember me bitching about turning 30? That it is death?

“At age 30, patients begin to loose 1% every year of their organ function”from my EMT-B study guide.

Death, long slow death, starts at 30! I freaking told you! I got it, I have old peoples disease! Now I am going to smell funny and shit my pants every other day.


Now if you excuse me I need to go to my comfy chair and throw a blanket over my legs as I review the T.V. guide and yell at the kids through the window.

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