Author: Bryan

We got to meet some of our neighbors last weekend! Nice pair of fellas! They are just across the street from us.It is a shame I cannot remember their names. It seems that I was drinking pretty hard during my BBQ event and their names fell victim to yet another drinking and talking accident. Where… Continue reading Ren and Stimpy

We had a helluva first house party at El Braco to Ranch just the other week (The Saturday before the 4th). We had a few of our friends out like Toby & Elvin, Monica, Steve & Celeste, the lady that sold us our house water softener/purifier, Michael Badnarik, and the cops.First off I must have… Continue reading The Barn Bandits

Another test from A.D.'s place.....maybe more than you want to know about me. I think it was shower question that got me *BLUSH*You Are 40% GrossYou're a tad gross, but generally you're a clean, hygienic person.No one can be perfectly clean all the time, and it's better to be human than a neat freak.How Gross… Continue reading How gross am I?

"...So let me understand this, you wanna take a cruise that is going to house a developers conference. Isn't that kind of like hosting a seminar in a strip club while trying to solve Pi?.."

"...Ghost beer: Light on carbs and stuff..."Co-worker: You're suck a dork"Ghost dork"meh...it was random and it was centered around my wife killing me and me haunting her by sitting on the couch and drinking beer. ok, that's enough from me