Author: Bryan

So the actual test....It was on a Saturday....bright and early on a Saturday. But my test didn't start then....no sir. My test actually started a week before. See I started my testing by eating lots of leafy green vegetables, mainly spinach. I had to get my fiber up so I could absorb water better.Now if… Continue reading Got my yellow belt! Part Two

A West Virginia man has been charged with battery to a police officer. "Officer" T.E. Parsons is accusing Jose Cruz of battery for…….get this……farting on him! Yeah, no sh!t! Farting in him!Apparently our flatulent fellow faces felony fines for farting farcically forthwith fanning foul fumes forward. Our Officer in this story, T.E. Parsons, is now… Continue reading Here’s farting at you kid

My brother recently called.Initially I am excited but our conversations soon turn towards politics. Its really a love hate thing with me and politics right now. I stepped out of the political spot light for a much needed break. I guess I was never much suited to wield the powers of control.Oh, right! So we… Continue reading Neo-cons EVERYWHERE

Like no sh*t! I've had a play list on playlist.com since I could entertain myself by wiggling my own wiener and that's like.......like.....a long freaking time. You should see some of the tricks I can do wi.....yeeahaha ok. Lets gets back on topicI guess Blogspot is taking on wordpress in the Gizmo market and added… Continue reading Holy moses! I have playlist!

What was it..... I think it was the Orleans and London Avenue canals that had its retaining walls pushed out during Katrina? I seem to remember it being those two but let me recap what I am babbling about.We all remember Katrina and how New Orleans flooded. Now something about the geography of New Orleans.… Continue reading History … reduex