"I AM YOUR MOTHERFUCKING JESUS!" I screamed.It's 104, my car is sitting in some super hot ass parking lot, people are looking at me and I am hungry. Why might you ask? A quick errand. natch!My printer ran out of ink and I need to run by a government office to get my immunization records.… Continue reading Horrible Day
Author: Bryan
I make people not die....most of the time
Sum dude
Odd things happen at night. Usually its the meth heads OD'ing and we have to cart them off to the county freezer while their "friends" have an acute emotional attack. Proceeded by complete denial when L.E.O starts asking them questions. Now I totally see where Law Dog and A.D. get their "Some Dude" statement.LEO: So… Continue reading Sum dude
LODD 8/5/2009
Shawn BlazerScott CharlsonEdrik GomezMatthew HammerJames RamageSteven RennoBryan RichRoark SchwanenbergDavid SteeleRemember these heros
Mydixadrill
Tylenol is acetaminophen, Aleve is naproxen, Amoxil is amoxicillin, Advil is ibuprofen, and so on.The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra, and announced today that they have settled on mycoxafailin.Names also considered were: mycoxafloppin, mydixadrupin and mydixarizin and my personal favorite, mydixadrill.
Internet Exlorer
Internet Explorer fucking sucks. I mean is reeeeeeeally fucking sucks. So fucking bad that 1 out of 2 times is fucking locks up hard than a tranny getting kicked in the nuts. Seriously! What the fuck?! By the way, I am posting from FIREFOX. Cause it doesn't crash every fucking half second.
Observation: Life 