[Thursday’s post 1-15-2009]
Good news everyone! The economy is fixed! That’s right! You can all return to your jobs that you have been laid off from! Congress, spending countless days in session, have managed to fix our economy. They are now able to turn their attention to other important matters. Like how baseball players are poking each other in the rear end so they can make their muscles bigger – OR – using the government to change your college football championships.
A good thing let me tell you! Had it not been for Congress flexing its strictly enumerated powers to legislate our lives….woo boy! I think having a corrupt, unquestioned, self-serving governmental body would have been the last thing this nation needs and would have been kicked to the curb a long time ago…… I am still talking about the BCS here…..right?