Co-worker: “The people at site x are not showing up in the system. The site is not going to open”
HCB: “Open! How can they open! They all turned into ZOMBIES and are randomly attacking people. How can you talk about opening at a time like this?!?! Save yourselves!”
Co-worker: “……………………………………………………………………….”
Co-worker 2: Here’s two bucks……go get yourself a coffee.
HCB: *Skipped down the hall to go get some coffee*
Observation: Life 
Partly I’m stunned, otherwise it sounds like a perfectly normal non-sequitur coming from you
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