Author: Bryan

Ok, this is throwing my B.S alarm into the red zone. Find me one baby that smiles when having their brain fluid sucked out from behind their eye socket and I'll show you the next anti-Christ.By the way, the picture comes from The Baby Catalogue

Wow.....one month! I have not posted in over a month! Can you freaking believe that?!I basically got busy as all get out. I have taken on a ton of new work and it has me working from 7am to 10 pm-ish most nights. Plus wifey found a gig with some content review company that lets… Continue reading Back

Changing in the locker roomof said locker room, seeing my co-workers get undressedof said co-workers, a disturbing poportion of them have no issue with streaking across the locker roomof said streakers, some do not streak and instead that a leisurely strollof said strollers, one is a total muscle freakof said freak, he smiled at me… Continue reading Things not thought about in company gym

Here at, "Work-you-to-death" incorporated, HQ we have a gym. Its a nice gym and I think it had something to do with all the employees getting fat and dying that prompt the company to open it. They always deny that and claim it is cause they care.ok, stop laughing now.Last week I signed my fat… Continue reading Working out

Link: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21367579/SAN FRANCISCO - City health officials took steps Thursday toward opening thenation’s first legal safe-injection room, where addicts could shoot up heroin,cocaine and other drugs under the supervision of nurses.So my stance on drug use is this: Its my body, keep your damn laws off of it!The worst drug I use is coffee and… Continue reading