back in the day, I was a semi-professional swimmer. I constantly placed first and, tooting my own horn, had a kick ass body. A decade or so later and I am sporting a pretty sweet beer gut.
As of today I am back in the pool….. and then immediately back out. Holy crap am I out of shape! One lap and I was huffing air.
What made matters worse was the JV team pounding out 30 laps right next to me. They probably put a school bus on their shoulders and jogged back to their school.
This is going to take a long time…….. *sigh*
Observation: Life 