Steve sent this to my wife, who sent it to me. It's from a book called Disorder in the Court: Great Fractured Moments in Courtroom History ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?WITNESS: No, I just lie there.____________________________________________________________________ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.______________________________________ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does… Continue reading Court humor
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The Decline and Fall of Rome
Here is a funny joke that my buddy Steve sent to me today:Last week I purchased a burger at Burger King for $1.58. The counter girl took my $2 and I was digging for my change when I pulled 8 cents from my pocket and gave it to her. She stood there, holding the nickel… Continue reading The Decline and Fall of Rome
