Category: Stolen Humor

Tylenol is acetaminophen, Aleve is naproxen, Amoxil is amoxicillin, Advil is ibuprofen, and so on.The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra, and announced today that they have settled on mycoxafailin.Names also considered were: mycoxafloppin, mydixadrupin and mydixarizin and my personal favorite, mydixadrill.

Well this sucks! I have two computers at work that I use at the same time. So I have double mouse hands! Here is a chain mail I got: Hello dear friends, We just want to thank all of you for your educational emails over the past year: Thanks to you, we no longer open… Continue reading Mouse Hands

A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine. 'What was that for?' he asked. 'That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Laura Lou written on it,' she replied. "Two weeks ago when… Continue reading Dumb man

Pick the month you were born:January-------I kickedFebruary------I lovedMarch--------I karate choppedApril----------I lickedMay----------I jumped onJune----------I smelledJuly-----------I did the Macarena WithAugust--------I had lunch withSeptember----I danced withOctober-------I sang toNovember-----I yelled atDecember-----I ran overPick the day (number) you were born on:1-------a birdbath2-------a monster3-------a phone4-------a fork5-------a snowman6-------a gangster7-------my mobile phone8-------my dog9-------my best friends' boyfriend10-------my neighbor11-------my science teacher12-------a banana13-------a fireman14-------a stuffed animal15-------a… Continue reading I jumped on a surfer because I can…

I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline.Got a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal.They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.